Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Answer This Question
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.