Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Expert on parenting
|The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...