Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky…
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: – Nobody would know about her if it weren’t...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...