Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...