The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!