Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Here’s Little Johnny!…
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...