Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Hide and squeak!
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Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Bad convenience foods
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Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...