You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...