Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...