Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...