What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...