Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...