3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...