Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren’t I need you to whip...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....