Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...