Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...