Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...