Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...