How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
Internet Test
Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...