Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...