Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...