Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....