Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
The Job Interview…
Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!