Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Computer acronyms list
|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I’ll Buy...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin