Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....