They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...