Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...
Addicted to Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is – During foreplay, he’s always double-clicking your G-spot. – His...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...