Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam