Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...