When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...