Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....