Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...