Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...