Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...