What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....