Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.