Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
A tourist from the United States of America…
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...