Do you know where you were going?
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Destroy an opponent
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Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...