The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...