Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...