TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
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The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
The origin of the bagpipes
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How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
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Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St....