Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....