Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...