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Girls are evil
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30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
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How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...
Packing Elephants
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What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
Rabbit Catching
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Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...