Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...