Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...