Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...