Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...