Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...