Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...